This is something I realized around 1995, and never bothered to write down, so I’m claiming it now.
I present to you a list of minor Star Wars characters with completely unnecessary backstories, Zombo.com, and the ca. 135 google results for “earthworm costume” (with quotes).
What do all of these have in common?
That would be John’s Law of the Internet.
It states, simply:
No matter what you are trying to accomplish, no matter how trivial, irrelevant, exotic, or pointless, the likelihood is very high that someone out there has already done it.
The corollary to John’s Law says,
…and they probably had vastly more free time than you ever will.
Enjoy.