>1. What is your age?
IM 13 D00D!! WANNA MAKE SUMTHIN OF IT???????
>2. What is your sex?
I SCR00D A GRIL WUNCE IT WAS AWSUM!!!!!! BUT SHE WUZ BUTT-UGLY SO
NO MOR SEX!! XCEP MAYBE MIKEL JAXON BECUZ HE PAYZ 10 MILYUN $$$$!!
>3. Describe the Computer System (Hardware) you call BBS’s using?
C-64 FOREVER!!!!!!!!!111111 AND A MODUM!!!!! I G0T A BLACK & WITE
TV NOW BUT MAY-B C0L0R LATR!
>4. How much Hard Drive Space do you have?
I DONT NEED A HARD DRIV I GOT TOO FL0PPIS!!!! AND I BET U DIDNT NO
U CAN CUT A HOLE IN FLOPPIS AND RUN THEM UPSIDE DOWN!!!!!
>5. What is your fastest modem speed? What Brand modem?
I JUST GOT A NEW 12OO BOD MODUM ITS RELLY RELLY FAST!!!!!!!!!! NOW
I CAN D/L WAREZ AND IT DONT TAKE ALL DAY!!!! BUT I HAVE CAN D/L
MORE K00L GAMES IN THAT EXTRA TIME!!!11
>6. What City and State, or province, or Part of country are you in?
IM IN THE MIDDLE PART!!!!!1111 HA HA HAHA HA!!!! I WONT TELL YOU
WERE I LIVE BECUZ U MIGHT TELL THE COPS!!!!
>7. What Country?
CUNTRY SUX!!!! HEAVY METTAL RULEZ!!!
>8. Why do you call BBS’s?
I TRIED TO TALK TO BBS WITH JUST MY BRANE WAVES BUT IT HURTS TOO MUCH
SO I HAV 2 CALL!!!!! AND I CAN D/L MORE GAMEZ WITH CALLING THAN MY
BRANE.
>9. What terminal software do you use? Name and version?
WHATS A S0FTWEAR??????? I SEEN THAT WORD S0FTWEAR WUNCE IN A GAME
I D/L IT SAID CRACKED BY D0CTER S0FTWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! IS TERMAINAL
SOFTWEAR A NU NAME 4 DOCTER SOFTWERE??? IT SUX I LIKD HIZ OLD NAME.
>10. About how many times do you login in a weeks time?
JUST WUNCE AND I STAY LOGG ON ALL DAY! ALL WEEK! I NEVER HANG UP
BECAUSE I CAN D/L ALL THE WAREZ! AND EVRY-1 ELSE GETS A BUZY
S1GNUL!
>11. About how long do you stay on-line each session?
TIL DAD F1NDS ME AND MAKES ME HANG UP AND DO H0MWERK! HES A
REEL BASTURD I H0PE HE GETS SIFILIS!!
>12. What is your favorite BBS’s name?
BIFFS AWESUM WAREZ SHACK! BUT DONT TELL ITS A SECRET.
U HAV 2 B EL8 LIK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>13. What is it’s main phone number?
1-800-746-9472 AND THE PASSWERD IZ C64D00D!!!
>14. What is the hours of operation?
I WONT TELL CUZ THEN YOUL GET ON AND TAKE ALL MY TIME!
>15. What do you find there?
HOT GAMEZ AND WAREZ!!!! AND HES GOT A BIG XRATED SECTION THAT HE
LETS ME INTO EVEN THO IM 13. I DL LOTS OF GIF PHILEZ BUT CANT
FIGGER HOW TO READ??????????????????????????????????????
PLEEZ HELP!!!!!!!!??????????????????
>16. If you can, please tell us what software they are using?
I DUNNO ITS THE WUN WITH THE MENUS AND FILEZ AND STUFF! MAYBE
IT WUZ WIND0WS I HERD WINDOS HAS LOTS OF WAREZ FILES!!!
>17. What are the features you like?
THE SISOP LETS ME C THE XRATED PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
>18. What are the features you don’t like?
I CANT FIND ANYONES PASSWERDS!!!! IM A GRATE HACKER BUT I CANT
FIGGER OUT PASSWERDS!!!!! NOT FARE!!!
>19. How could the sysop/system administrator improve the system?
MAKE ME THE COSISOP!!!! AND MOVE HIS KOMPUTOR T0 MY H0USE!!!
AND HIZ MONITER TOO I DONT LIKE B/W TV!
>20. Is it a Pay BBS system? How much a year/month/week(Pick one)?
WHATS A PAY BBS????????????????????? PAY FER WAREZ?????????
THATS STOOPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>21. If you where to get the perfect BBS, what would you want to
> see, what features, what do you want. Please be specific, and
> please be as long winded as you wish!
A PERFECT BBS WOUD HAVE ME 4 A SISOP AND ALL THE UZERS WOUD B
MY SEX SLAVES AND ID HAV ALL THE PASSWERDS!!!!!!! AND THERED
BE A BIG XRATED SECTION BUT MY DAD WOUDNT NO!!!! AND LOTZ 0F
WAREZ FOR THE AWESUM C64 GAMEZ AND STUFF. IT WOUD HAVE 3
FLOPPI DRIVES BUT NO HARD DISKS THOSE ARE FER SISSIES WHO HAVE
TO MUCH MONEY!!!!!!!! OH YEAH SPEAKING ABOUT MUNEY DAVE
RH0DES IS AWESUM HED BE CO-SISUP AND WE MAKE EVERY-1 READ OUR
MAKE.M0NEY.FAST BUT I BEAT UP DAVE RHODES AND TAKE HIS MONEY
AND BY A NU JOYSTIK!!!!!!! EVRY DAY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
AND ID MAKE NU USERS U/L ALL THERE WAREZ FILES ON THERE F1RST
CALL BUT THEN HANG UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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