Art!

Microsoft Paint is the most significant artistic medium of the 21st century. Go ahead and challenge me. These are important art things that will some day be worth a lot of moneys.

Jul 192011
 

Inspired by something about cats, no doubt.

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Inspired by a debate about the plausibility of zombie-powered automobiles.  I believe that the position of the person acting as “bait” could be made more attractive through use of a marketing campaign appealing to the environmental sensibilities of potential candidates.

 

Inspired by a British aircraft fan’s stated desire to photograph vintage airplanes in potentially restricted environments.  It is my understanding that his habit of posting numerous on-topic pictures nets him a fair amount of gentle ribbing.  ”Urban exploration” is the habit of certain persons to enter areas that they may not be authorized to visit, [...]

Jul 192011
 

Inspired by the compulsion of (particularly British) urban explorers to share nude photos of themselves in incongruous locations.  The gentleman in question is an enthusiast of impractical vintage photographic equipment and avid climber.  I believe the skin tone is satisfactory.

 

Inspired by a discussion about spiders.  I quite like spiders.  However, I do not recall how ducks entered into the conversation.

 

Inspired by a female skydiving enthusiast acquaintance’s description of the difficulty of relieving one’s self behind a tree in the Tanzanian savanna during a safari.  In the course of this trip, she contracted a nasty infection as the result of a fly bite, but was not otherwise harmed by the wildlife.

 

Inspired by a dinner party at our house, during which a friend wore my Vietnamese military pith helmet.  The sword is an attempt to re-create his wielding of my katana which I briefly presented as a conversation object.  Please note the technologically advanced anonymization technique used in this image.

 

Inspired by the popular rage faces.  My attempt at a female version of the “f**k that guy” face based on famous Chinese basketball player Yao Ming.  I think she’s quite fetching.

 

Inspired by a friend’s graphic description of his gastric issues and the anticipated impending catastrophe.

 

Inspired by a friend’s tales of management efforts to supply team members with inspiration via corporate memos.

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