Z.O.G. is a name I chose as it sounded vaguely like a Bulgarian secret police. For those of you who are familiar with Steve Jackson Games' Illuminati this is probably funny. For the rest of you, fnord.

It is also, as I subsequently found out, an abbreviation for the Zionist Occupational Government, an early-1900s imaginary world Jewish banking conspiracy, on par with the Protocols of the Elders of Zion for antisemitism. And credibility. This from me, shabbes goy extraordinaire.

It is also the name of King Zog of Albania. I find Albania hilarious. And rutabagas. And Swiss men's fashion.

This site is intended to be neither artistic nor informative, but rather as random and odd as I can manage for you, casual browser.

Regardless, all files accessible via http on zog.net are covered by the GNU General Public License, unless otherwise specified. Please let me know if any content/images are your property and you would like me to credit you or remove them. Nice requests are usually honored, while nastygrams from honored members of the legal profession are not.

I've kept it simple and low-key, for your increased viewing pleasure--reading text is so much more mentally stimulating than watching hundreds of online images zip their way across the ether...