>1. What is your age?

    IM 13 D00D!!  WANNA MAKE SUMTHIN OF IT???????

>2. What is your sex?

    I SCR00D A GRIL WUNCE IT WAS AWSUM!!!!!!  BUT SHE WUZ BUTT-UGLY SO 	
    NO MOR SEX!!  XCEP MAYBE MIKEL JAXON BECUZ HE PAYZ 10 MILYUN $$$$!!

>3. Describe the Computer System (Hardware) you call BBS's using?

    C-64 FOREVER!!!!!!!!!111111 AND A MODUM!!!!!  I G0T A BLACK & WITE 
    TV NOW BUT MAY-B C0L0R LATR!

>4. How much Hard Drive Space do you have?

    I DONT NEED A HARD DRIV I GOT TOO FL0PPIS!!!!  AND I BET U DIDNT NO
    U CAN CUT A HOLE IN FLOPPIS AND RUN THEM UPSIDE DOWN!!!!!

>5. What is your fastest modem speed? What Brand modem?

    I JUST GOT A NEW 12OO BOD MODUM ITS RELLY RELLY FAST!!!!!!!!!! NOW
    I CAN D/L WAREZ AND IT DONT TAKE ALL DAY!!!! BUT I HAVE CAN D/L
    MORE K00L GAMES IN THAT EXTRA TIME!!!11
    
>6. What City and State, or province, or Part of country are you in?

    IM IN THE MIDDLE PART!!!!!1111 HA HA HAHA HA!!!!  I WONT TELL YOU 
    WERE I LIVE BECUZ U MIGHT TELL THE COPS!!!!

>7. What Country?

    CUNTRY SUX!!!! HEAVY METTAL RULEZ!!!

>8. Why do you call BBS's?

    I TRIED TO TALK TO BBS WITH JUST MY BRANE WAVES BUT IT HURTS TOO MUCH
    SO I HAV 2 CALL!!!!! AND I CAN D/L MORE GAMEZ WITH CALLING THAN MY
    BRANE.

>9. What terminal software do you use? Name and version?

     WHATS A S0FTWEAR??????? I SEEN THAT WORD S0FTWEAR WUNCE IN A GAME
     I D/L IT SAID CRACKED BY D0CTER S0FTWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!  IS TERMAINAL
     SOFTWEAR A NU NAME 4 DOCTER SOFTWERE??? IT SUX I LIKD HIZ OLD NAME.

>10. About how many times do you login in a weeks time?

     JUST WUNCE AND I STAY LOGG ON ALL DAY!  ALL WEEK!  I NEVER HANG UP
     BECAUSE I CAN D/L ALL THE WAREZ!  AND EVRY-1 ELSE GETS A BUZY 
     S1GNUL!

>11. About how long do you stay on-line each session?

     TIL DAD F1NDS ME AND MAKES ME HANG UP AND DO H0MWERK!  HES A
     REEL BASTURD I H0PE HE GETS SIFILIS!!

>12. What is your favorite BBS's name?

     BIFFS AWESUM WAREZ SHACK!  BUT DONT TELL ITS A SECRET.  
     U HAV 2 B EL8 LIK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>13. What is it's main phone number?

     1-800-746-9472 AND THE PASSWERD IZ C64D00D!!!

>14. What is the hours of operation?

     I WONT TELL CUZ THEN YOUL GET ON AND TAKE ALL MY TIME!

>15. What do you find there?

     HOT GAMEZ AND WAREZ!!!! AND HES GOT A BIG XRATED SECTION THAT HE 
     LETS ME INTO EVEN THO IM 13.  I DL LOTS OF GIF PHILEZ BUT CANT
     FIGGER HOW TO READ??????????????????????????????????????
     PLEEZ HELP!!!!!!!!??????????????????

>16. If you can, please tell us what software they are using?

     I DUNNO ITS THE WUN WITH THE MENUS AND FILEZ AND STUFF!  MAYBE
     IT WUZ WIND0WS I HERD WINDOS HAS LOTS OF WAREZ FILES!!!

>17. What are the features you like?

     THE SISOP LETS ME C THE XRATED PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

>18. What are the features you don't like?
 
     I CANT FIND ANYONES PASSWERDS!!!! IM A GRATE HACKER BUT I CANT
     FIGGER OUT PASSWERDS!!!!!  NOT FARE!!!

>19. How could the sysop/system administrator improve the system?

     MAKE ME THE COSISOP!!!! AND MOVE HIS KOMPUTOR T0 MY H0USE!!!
     AND HIZ MONITER TOO I DONT LIKE B/W TV!

>20. Is it a Pay BBS system? How much a year/month/week(Pick one)?

     WHATS A PAY BBS?????????????????????  PAY FER WAREZ?????????
     THATS STOOPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>21. If you where to get the perfect BBS, what would you want to
>    see, what features, what do you want. Please be specific, and
>    please be as long winded as you wish!

     A PERFECT BBS WOUD HAVE ME 4 A SISOP AND ALL THE UZERS WOUD B
     MY SEX SLAVES AND ID HAV ALL THE PASSWERDS!!!!!!!  AND THERED 	
     BE A BIG XRATED SECTION BUT MY DAD WOUDNT NO!!!!  AND LOTZ 0F
     WAREZ FOR THE AWESUM C64 GAMEZ AND STUFF.  IT WOUD HAVE 3 
     FLOPPI DRIVES BUT NO HARD DISKS THOSE ARE FER SISSIES WHO HAVE
     TO MUCH MONEY!!!!!!!!   OH YEAH SPEAKING ABOUT MUNEY DAVE
     RH0DES IS AWESUM HED BE CO-SISUP AND WE MAKE EVERY-1 READ OUR
     MAKE.M0NEY.FAST BUT I BEAT UP DAVE RHODES AND TAKE HIS MONEY 
     AND BY A NU JOYSTIK!!!!!!!  EVRY DAY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
     AND ID MAKE NU USERS U/L ALL THERE WAREZ FILES ON THERE F1RST
     CALL BUT THEN HANG UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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